The Snap Count Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Schultz's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
74%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Schultz's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.