The Hamstring Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Schultz runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
88%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Schultz's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.