The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The broadcast shows Schultz on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Schultz's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.