The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Schultz lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
84%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Schultz scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.