The Phantom Flag Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Schultz will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
81%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Schultz's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.