The Invisible Route Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“Schultz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Schultz finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Schultz drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.