The Phantom Flag Hex of Dalton Schultz
Dalton Schultz · HOU · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Schultz's stadium. Only over Schultz.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Schultz's week
- Schultz will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Schultz will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Schultz's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dalton Schultz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dalton Schultz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dalton Schultz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.