The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Coach says Swift is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Swift drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.