The Sunday Night Fade Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Swift's stadium. Only over Swift.
- Swift will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
87%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Swift's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.