The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Swift rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
86%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Swift's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.