The Committee Backfield Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Swift tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
90%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Swift scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.