The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Swift tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
89%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Swift's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.