The Mystery Tweak Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Swift gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- A mysterious flag erases Swift's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Swift scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Swift's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.