The Snap Count Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Duke's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Jones, Jones, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.