The Intentional Grounding Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Jones's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Jones will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
92%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jones, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.