The Intentional Grounding Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Duke's biggest rival.
- Jones goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Jones, Jones, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.