The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Duke's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Jones on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
88%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jones drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.