The Snap Count Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Jones gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Jones will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
81%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Jones scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.