The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones · IND · QB
“Jones gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Duke's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jones's week
- Every deep ball Jones throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Jones goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
89%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jones's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Daniel Jones in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Daniel Jones is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Daniel Jones actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.