The Inch-Short Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mooney's stadium. Only over Mooney.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Mooney goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
77%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Mooney, Mooney, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.