The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Coach says Montgomery is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
- Montgomery is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
90%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Montgomery's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.