The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Ref: "Number Montgomery, that's a flag." Montgomery: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Montgomery is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
74%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Montgomery's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.