The Snap Count Hex of Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos defense
“The Broncos defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Denver Broncos defense's week
- The Broncos will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Broncos defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
87%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Broncos's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaylen Waddle
- Bo Nix
- J.K. Dobbins
- Courtland Sutton
- Jonah Coleman
- Troy Franklin
- Pat Bryant
- Wil Lutz
- Marvin Mims Jr.
- Jarrett Stidham
- Lucas Krull
- Sam Ehlinger
FAQ
How do I curse Denver Broncos defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denver Broncos defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denver Broncos defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.