The Snap Count Hex of Marvin Mims Jr.
Marvin Mims Jr. · DEN · WR
“Mims Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mims Jr.'s week
- Mims Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Mims Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
79%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Mims Jr., Mims Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Marvin Mims Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Marvin Mims Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Marvin Mims Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.