The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“The broadcast shows Bryant on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- The QB looks at Bryant exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Bryant does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
76%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bryant, Bryant, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.