The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Bryant does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
91%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bryant, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.