The Hamstring Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Every deep ball Ehlinger throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
72%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Ehlinger scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.