The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Denver Broncos
Denver Broncos defense
“The Broncos defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Denver Broncos defense's week
- The Broncos defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Broncos defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
73%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Broncos drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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Hex someone else
- Jaylen Waddle
- Bo Nix
- J.K. Dobbins
- Courtland Sutton
- Jonah Coleman
- Troy Franklin
- Pat Bryant
- Wil Lutz
- Marvin Mims Jr.
- Jarrett Stidham
- Lucas Krull
- Sam Ehlinger
FAQ
How do I curse Denver Broncos defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denver Broncos defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denver Broncos defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.