The Garbage-Time Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Henry's stadium. Only over Henry.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Henry gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Henry gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Henry, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.