The Garbage-Time Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A mysterious flag erases Henry's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Henry, Henry, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.