The Late Scratch Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Henry sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Henry's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.