The Late Scratch Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Watson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
90%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Watson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.