The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Watson: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Watson slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
80%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Watson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.