The Overthrow Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Watson gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
85%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Watson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.