The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Watson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
77%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Watson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.