The Sideline-Scold Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Watson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
77%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Watson, Watson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Caleb Williams
- Jayden Daniels
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
- Quinshon Judkins
- Brock Purdy
FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.