The Bad Spot Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Lions defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
89%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lions drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.