The Late Scratch Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Lions defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
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-9.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Lions scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.