The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Lions defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
73%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Lions's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.