The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Lions defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
74%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Lions drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.