The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Lions will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
76%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Lions, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.