The Bad Spot Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Lions defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
75%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Lions, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.