The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Lions defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
80%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Lions's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.