The Bad Spot Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Lions defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
75%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lions's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jameson Williams
- Sam LaPorta
- Jared Goff
- Jake Bates
- Isaac TeSlaa
- DeAndre Carter
- Miles Kitselman
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.