The Mystery Tweak Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Lions defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
92%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Lions's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.