The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Lions defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
80%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lions's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- DeAndre Carter
- Miles Kitselman
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.