The Blown Coverage Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Lions offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
87%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Lions scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.