The Blown Coverage Hex of Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions defense
“The Lions defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Detroit Lions defense's week
- The Lions offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Lions defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
82%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Lions, Lions, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Detroit Lions defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Detroit Lions defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Detroit Lions defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.