The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Vele's stadium. Only over Vele.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Vele gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
86%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Vele's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.