The Phantom Holding Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Thompkins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
86%POTENCY
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Thompkins, Thompkins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.